Friday, September 03, 2010

A conversation between Stephen Hawking and a young child

Folks, this from Carl Olson of Insight Scoop:
I imagine this conversation happening, preferably on a major television broadcast:

Hawking: Something, what we call "the Universe", came from nothing.

Young Child (waving his hand wildly): How?

Hawking: By "creating itself".

Young Child (frowning): But how?

Hawking: Spontaneously.

Young Child (irritated): Using what?

Hawking: Nothing.

Young Child (through clenched teeth): How did it use "nothing" to make something?

Hawking: By using the law of gravity.

Young Child (hands on hips, glaring): Wait, isn't the law of gravity "something"?

Hawking: Yes, but the law of gravity exists because of creation, which exists because the Universe created itself out of nothing using the law of gravity.

Young Child: Yeah, right.
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3 comments:

Escéptico said...

Lets re-imagine the conversation...

Believer: Something, what we call "God" has always existed.

Common Sense (waving his hand wildly): How?

Believer: YOU DON'T QUESTION GOD! YOU JUST BELIEVE! NOW SHUT UP AND SAY 100 HAIL MARYS.

Common Sense: Yeah right!

Teófilo de Jesús said...

Frankly, only the uninformed would design such a moronic conversation. It would probably would go like this, typically:

Believer: An all-powerful, omniscient, truly perfect in all attributes, a good Being known as God, exists.

Confirmed Skeptic: How?

Believer: By definition: if God sums in his being all perfection, he would be less than perfect if He didn't exist, for existence is a good, and in its fullness, a perfection.

Confirmed Skeptic: Show me!

Believer: Fall on your knees, bow your head and then...

Confirmed Skeptic: No! Show me first!

Believer: I'm trying to!

Confirmed Skeptic: No! My way or the highway!

Believer: Exit 9 of I-90 is 2 miles north from here. Enjoy your travel.

Teófilo de Jesús said...

P.S.

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by the age of eighteen." - Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) Physicist & Nobel Laureate