I imagine this conversation happening, preferably on a major television broadcast:Excellent piece! Read it all here.
Hawking: Something, what we call "the Universe", came from nothing.
Young Child (waving his hand wildly): How?
Hawking: By "creating itself".
Young Child (frowning): But how?
Hawking: Spontaneously.
Young Child (irritated): Using what?
Hawking: Nothing.
Young Child (through clenched teeth): How did it use "nothing" to make something?
Hawking: By using the law of gravity.
Young Child (hands on hips, glaring): Wait, isn't the law of gravity "something"?
Hawking: Yes, but the law of gravity exists because of creation, which exists because the Universe created itself out of nothing using the law of gravity.
Young Child: Yeah, right.
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Lets re-imagine the conversation...
Believer: Something, what we call "God" has always existed.
Common Sense (waving his hand wildly): How?
Believer: YOU DON'T QUESTION GOD! YOU JUST BELIEVE! NOW SHUT UP AND SAY 100 HAIL MARYS.
Common Sense: Yeah right!
Frankly, only the uninformed would design such a moronic conversation. It would probably would go like this, typically:
Believer: An all-powerful, omniscient, truly perfect in all attributes, a good Being known as God, exists.
Confirmed Skeptic: How?
Believer: By definition: if God sums in his being all perfection, he would be less than perfect if He didn't exist, for existence is a good, and in its fullness, a perfection.
Confirmed Skeptic: Show me!
Believer: Fall on your knees, bow your head and then...
Confirmed Skeptic: No! Show me first!
Believer: I'm trying to!
Confirmed Skeptic: No! My way or the highway!
Believer: Exit 9 of I-90 is 2 miles north from here. Enjoy your travel.
P.S.
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by the age of eighteen." - Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) Physicist & Nobel Laureate
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